Necron attacks spam:
April 24th, 2002
Spam causes indigestion even to vampires and dinosaurs. He also replied to me:
Subject: EVIL NECRON VAMPYRE EVIL
Grey is Grey and Satan is Satan. And neither of us like algebra.
Necron gets back with Troll.
April 28th, 2002
"Fuck yeah, I'm damn lucky." -- Troll.
Satan has taking a break, so Necron writes to Lucifer:
April 29th, 2002
Ehhh...now I remember why I took that vacation.
Also to appease me, he:sent along a picture:
Subject: SATAN FOR FOOM FER YA
Thanks, Neccy. The Succubus really enjoyed this one when I showed it to her.
And what is a picture without a prayer?.
April 30th, 2002
FIRE OF HAYDEES WRATH OF BURNING SAKIRFISE
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Subject: Re: They Laughed at Me
now look here. you triked me with yer line yah who laffed at you.now thats seriez bizness i mite be abel to feel fer ya but no you send shit spam.well with the gray power of satan i have started war of doom on yer sttopid junk i don't want it.do ya hear me so stop sending yer stoopid shit or the dinisores will breethe fire of doom on ya chant burn dekayed deer.NECRON ROAMNCER OF DEATH
From: "valor"
To: "8231@usa.net" <8231@usa.net>
Subject: They Laughed at Me
Date: 22 Apr 2002 07:35:37 -0300
i have been thinkin prinsess and thinkin and well then some more cuz i dont understand.i'm not stoopid yer konfusing yah like algebra ekashun of circle lines ha ha. now whose gray and why do you saygray has staker who gives a deer.i'm not a staker just a vampyre in love with his prinsess. how do i talk to gray if yer not gray. and am i beeing a hariytick oh god owt of my eye balls eye ball am i prinsess oh go away stoopid gohst.look this is a kerse you've sent on me i know it yer mad at me so you send potergist to haunt NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH.well any way full moon serimony is coming soon like this week end and the spooky chidren are kimminsing at swampy fedrick lake.maybee if kohst is klear we'll see dinisore land to appeese yer hiness and oh yeah, 2we're so close to getting a virgin yeah a reel virgin of doom fer ya.god gpohst dont eat my kape go =away yah she's a good spesemen you shold enjoy. god i fayuled my sochul studys test real bad shit and my mortal gardians of fat ugley death are stoopid well at leest they dont know where my new skwirl is. well its not so new its starting to rott but i rase it to ya every nite look. i'm evil. pleese prinsess of darkness will ya see that.sooooooooooooo evil. gurl baby i meen itNECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH
Subject: BLOOD SUCK MUTENT KEMMENSE FEED ON FLESH
adeler troll yeah so its been a while but honistly i've been konfused with the blind pwer of doom throws gohsts and devient disipels of satan.anyway how are you doing i was konfused fer a while was sussikated to ya but whose gray.well she asshuers me that satan is not writing a diery and yer fucking satan so yer going owt afer all.well i'm glad to hear that satan is not hurting vampyres ha ha gives me a chance.well may bee not thats what i'm werryed bout.see don't tell satan well akshually she knows every thing so i gess she knows and thats why she's mad.and thats what i'm werryed about.see her prinsipels,well its hard to see whats most evil.in sohul studys i embarissed my self in satans name. was talking bout politikal partys and plat forms.and issues was menshuned like aborshun.and i say aborshun stops a beating heart.but KING COMMAND LD 50 DOSE OF DOOM well he poke me and say look well aborshun is murder and thats evil.so i rase my hand and say i take it back.aborshun is murder there fore evil and i support it.and teecher kwestien me fer changing mind in 30 seconds but i say i meen it.so aftre skool i talk to MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH and ask him i say hey yer filosifer is aborshun good or evil he says it depends on wether ya want 1 or 2 screwed up peple in the wolrd.and i say i'm screwed up,right.he says yah yer screwed up necron.i ask if hitelers screw3ed up. and yah hitler's screwed up.so i think well if theres aborshun ther'll be no hitler or NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH we need owr evil forces, next dsay i rase hand say i do not support aborshun cuz aborshun destroys satanik forses of hitler, ax merderers, zombys, and vampyres.and class laffed but i said look i'm seriez dont laff i bared gangil fangs of doom well that shut them up good ha ha.so i tell MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH he say no no yer all worng god you messed it up.and i'm konfused but thats what vyou say paul!!!!@and he says i don't get it, he called me stoopid.,that makes me mad now cuz i'm hi preest of spooky chidren and it takes graet intelligense and i am more grately intelligent then he is.so i call him haritick say he'll be perged and he say fine well that gurls not reely satan she looks like nately portman.she's just a hott chick and i bite him.i hope i honered satan cuz shes reel i know it damn i know it adeler troll. and ya know it too.god i'm not even goijng into the gohst or the virgin problems god who will romance the virgin of doom.i meen we have to romance her if we can sakrifise her to satan, so i say look some one has to take virgin to berger king or brewbakers or something.and GRAIN MAGGOT OF EUPHRHTES DOOM BANKS says well how bout you.and i say look i don't want extra doom ladin porblems if megan or april sees me,look, don't want to have to give eksplinashun to the gurls.and i say MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH how bout you.he says look i got reputashum i'm a teecher bla bla god shut up haritick who will romance the virgin look satan needs to fergive me this is series bizness and i gave her my bloody werd i need to keep it look satan is my prinsess the most beautifull gurl on erth. lake fedrick serimony went ok but we only fownd a byrd and i say we cant sakirfise it its hitler.god troll yer so lucky NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH
Subject: lucyfer pleese forwerd this to satan.
hi lucyfer are you there. well its necron will you pleese give this to satan, my prinsess. dear satan well,its been a while. doom forses were un kapacitating me,well i fite them like a man and darkness prevails.some times when in my kave of doom and dank oders or salty dirt flesh of rott over come, i think of yer beautifull face and my stranth is renewed my kween. but i'm disterbed i see kartoon of mokery in yer art hall. dont think i dont see yer art i go every day yah i love you.now at first i say mis take.succubis drawed that.but no its to good fer succubis art or chibi pj art or kafren art or gest art or soyulint art.prinsess now i know yer mad and its cuz i haven't givin ya a prare or a virgin . look i pormise a virgin of the forses of death will be burned fer ya barbykued like a wyne spittel filled deer krakle in it's fat.we have a virgin shes beautifull. not like you but you will be pleesed but first she needs to be romanced as satanik bible says. trust me i'm a ekspert on the doom knowlidge of virgins. so yer getting yer virgin,now a prare i will write or art maybee some art to appeese ya anything gurl god.yer so gorgies i cant sit still need to service my prinseess doom of breth of skwirl eye of toed.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH
satsan i present to ya my art of doom it took me 2 hole howers god my hand herts.i try to make reelistic shadows like you. but yer so good and beautifull i hope you assept it its of you hiter the byrd and saler moon at dinisore land serimony i love ya gurl god but homewerk i hate skool.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH
Subject: PRINSESS A PRARE TO YA I RISE DEATH TO MARTALS DIE NOW
satan, i hope i have apeesed ya gurl. we're supposed to be reserching on skool computer for english class repot but gurl i couldn't stay away must write prare.i hope ya like my art i will write a prare but i dont have long.well fer that i shold start writin before teecher sees me,yah.
KERROSIVE FUMES SENT TO MAKE MISSTRESS RELIZE
HER VAMPYRE BURN THE KLOEK UTTER CHANT ON HI
DOOM OF HITLER PERGE DISSINTERS SINGE CHAR DONT LIE
SLICE EYE BALL ON TABEL SEE IT PEER SEEP BLOOD
oh shit teecher must go hey stopNECRONT RONAMER DEATH